Weekend Update Numero Uno

So much has happened over the last two weeks. I've just currently started a new job. It has been single handedly the hardest job I've ever had. I'm not doing much that is physical aside from running back and forth all over the building, but still, at the end of the day, I'm more exhausted than I have ever been. Every day when i leave work i feel like I've just woken up from a night filled w/ lots and lots of alcohol. You know the nights when you swallow your own vomit and keep right on going, THAT my friend is how I feel after I've left work every day this week. So tonight, I'm gonna let the fuck loose! I haven't had a girls night in a while and I'm going to take full advantage of being with my own kind! We, me and my friends, have what you call a slight drinking problem. In other words we BINGE drink and Oh my god it is so fucking fun. Just to laugh and have a fucking blast with these people who mean so damn much to you. So much that you would do anything for any of them, even if your best friend just said something awful to you, if someone, ANYONE messes with them (outside of each other) then there is never a moments hesitation. We are all right there ready to Throw Down (B Rizzle). Yes I have a friend named B Rizzle. The only nickname that I've ever know to stick around as long as this one has would be somewhere on up there with like "Air Jordan". B Rizzle she's Epic!

O.k. I'll admit it, i've just eaten the best cornbread I've ever had and this shit is just flowing out like butta (butter for all of you uncool people). I kid, I kid.

So back to my job, Hard! But even though I leave everyday not knowing whether to wind my butt or scratch my watch (Shout out to Beth) I still feel such a sense of pride. I feel so prideful when I leave that job in the afternoons because I know I've given them 110% and nothing less! And if you know anything about my previous job then you will know that I'm used to only giving about, well... close to about 60% (and that's on a curve).

I have missed reading everyones blog and I've missed ya'll so much on Messenger but damn I would'nt even have time to talk. And I'm much to paranoid to try to download that shit myself. I know ya'll are all miserably said because you don't have anyone anymore to bug the shit out of you. I was good at that (remember 60%). But i do miss you all, but hopefully this will only make my girls lust for me even more (Emily :P).

That's all. I'll try to update every weekend. So all 5 of you that read, please be patient and God Speed.