Me, Muhself, and I

Took this idea from Jennifer.

100 things about muhself:

1. I am a virgo.
2. I weighed 8 lbs 2 1/2 oz. at birth.
3. I had a head full of hair at birth.
4. I rarely can find a pair of sunglasses that I like.
5. When I do find them, i lose them within 6 weeks.
6. Mequitos eat me up like watermelon on a hot summer day.
7. I have a slight problem with bugs.
8. My boyfriend would call it and extreme problem with bugs.
9. I HATE it when my hands get raisony after having them submerged in water.
10. I wear a size 9 shoe.
11. I have a sister who is 22 months older than me.
12. I have a sister who is beautiful.
13. I have a sister who is my bestfriend.
14. Vision Cookware and a wooden spoon is not a good combo for me.
15. I come from a family with really large breasts.
16. I do not have really large breasts.
17. I lived in an apartment in Houston, TX and the first thing outside my door was a palm tree.
18. I like beer.
19. I don't take care of my nails.
20. I try to drink 8 glasses of water a day.
21. I'm lazy.
22. I'm selfish.
23. I hate that I'm lazy and selfish.
24. I love my friends unconditionally.
25. I work at a job that I hate.
26. I work w/ people that I love.
27. I drive a 2003 Jetta (piece o' shit)
28. I have a cat.
29. His name is Jake and I would eat him w/ a spoon if he would let me.
30. I had a cat for 13 years that was hit by a car recently.
31. Her name was abby and I miss her dearly.
32. I think about shit way to much.
33. I've had my heart broken.
34. I've went to jail (wish I could see that mug shot)
35. I've drank enough alcohol in my lifetime to fill up a pool.
36. I smoke cigarettes.
37. I used to smoke a pack every other day, now I only smoke 3 a day.
38. I've pulled a fire alarm (see #'s 34 and 35)
39. I've pulled a fire alarm at an apartment complex at 2 in the morning.
40. I've riden a horse.
41. I've played softball and really rocked the house.
42. Sunny days make me feel happy.
43. Windy days make me feel liberated.
44. I *heart* Jack A. Littlejohn.
45. I love to sing.
46. I feel like I will throw up if i sing in front of people.
47. I like to shake my booty when nobody is around.
48. Laying in the bed with Jake and Jack means the world to me.
49. I smile to myself every time I look at the clock and it says 4:20.
50. I *heart* cheese.
51. I have a good work ethic.
52. A dirty house makes me wanna pull my skin off.
53. I need to chill out.
54. I hate that lowfat food is so much more expensive than artery clogging foods.
55. I only have 3 and 1/2 more hours until my Holiday, 3 day weekend.
56. I'm running out of shit to type.
57. I dream almost every night that I am able to run log distances.
58. If you see me in my car, I more than likely have a cell phone attached to my face.
59. If you see me in my car, don't cut me off, or I'll fuck you up.
60. I used to want to tap dance.
61. I love the chipmunks christmas album.
62. I *heart* christmas.
63. I think my friends think I'm a little wierd b/c of the extremes I go to w/ my love for Christmas.
64. I want to own my own business.
65. I want to become a famous photographer.
66. I want to get laser hair removal on my underarms (oh and legs)
67. My friend K is stronger than I knew.
68. My friend AT is beautiful, inside and out.
69. My friend B is a kind soul.
70. My friend Em knows me better than I know myself.
71. I had a turtle.
72. He died.
73. RIP TURTLE.
74. I should be working but instead i'm trying to finish my list of 100 things about muhself.
75. My sister is the or one of the first paid bloggers.
76. I am blessed in so many ways.
77. I *heart* AT's kids.
78. I just found out that we are NOT going to be able to leave early today.
79. That does not suprise me at all.
80. I *heart* the movie "The Game".
81. I have 19 more to go.
82. I want to go on vacation.
83. I want to actually complete my college education.
84. I love to dance.
85. I didn't have any rythem until I was 20.
86. My mom taught me the importance of Good Credit.
87. I *heart* her for that and so many other things.
88. I check myself out in the mirror way to much.
89. I have to do a telemarketing job. That sucks.
90. I stick my tounge out in almost every picture.
91. I love butterflys.
92. Did I mention i'm tired.
93. I don't like the smell of paint.
94. I will not eat ANYTHING past the "sell by" date.
95. I *heart* my sisters boyfriend.
96. I have a lot of nervous habits.
97. I have 3 more to go.
98. I hope I didn't bore you.
99. I hope you have a great memorial day weekend.
100. I like to smell my upper lip.

Thank you. Good night.

Come on in, the water is fiiiiiiiiiine!

I *heart* cows. Especially those cutie pies that submerge themselves in ponds. I *heart* you pond cows!

xoxo

Rock On Baby

On a regular basis (seriously) I go to the gym. I love to listen to music but get dishearten when the radio plays so many commercials. Today I was scanning through the local Nashville stations and I came up on 105.9 The Rock. Today is Listener appreciation day, and even though I don't usually listen, I appreciated the requests! I had so much fun listening to oldie rock songs. They even played 'My Sharona', which was a fucking cool boost for my tedious elliptical machine workout. Just thought I'd give a shout out!

HOLLA!

I don't know why I continue to wear white!

make er' a double

Me before lunch:

"Can't you get somebody else to do it." Thanks to my mind eraser and tequilla binge last night.

Me after lunch, which was a tomatoe and a DOUBLE Latte:

"Can't I help you", "Let me do it", "No thanks, I'm taking the stairs"



I *heart* a good coffee buzz!

randomness

I generally give everyone I meet the benefit of the doubt. They have 100% of my trust and curiousity (the other being if you are fucking my BFF's man then you get spat on). What I've learned from this is that the people that I like a lot in the beginning usually dissapoint and piss me off. The ones that I'm not so fond of in the beginning are the ones who become my best friend.

I'm really hungry today and am craving a piece of garlic bread. (BAAAM Gaaalic Emeril)

So I do wonder if Star Wars was worth those idiots camping out for a long ass time to see it the minute it came out, I *heart* things, but it will still be there like 2 months from now, and you can actually have an empty seat in front of you for you to prop your feet up on then.

Yummy, movie nachos are the best. Let them soak in the cheese and then they become soggy! YUMMY!

I brought vegestable soup for lunch, not gonna cut it!

I'm trading in my piece of shit car ( used to be my dream car) for something that wont make me worry about breaking down on the side of the interstate w/out a warranty.

I'm sleepy as hell today.

I'm at work and it blows.

My lunch hours have been filled w/ going to the gym, today will be no different, except today I'll be dreaming about General Tso's Chicken w/ a egg roll and fried rice.

Did I mention I'm hungry.

Boredom makes me hungry.

Sex makes me hungry.

Pot makes me hungry.

Food TV makes me beyond hungry.

Jack doesn't like to watch Food TV because it makes him hungry.

I love All my friends in so many different ways, but they complete a full circle of "family" for me (remember B, you are my relative LMAO)

i have an apple, orange, and a banana at work today for me to eat.

I just took a bite of said banana and i threw it away, i like my bananas w/ a little bit of greenness, but this one had entirely to many black spots for my linking.

there is a fucker in here about to give me work and it shouldn't piss me off, but i feel like i could scream right now!

Dearest Tompkins

I will on a random basis find a cartoon character that I absolutely fall in love with.

In 9th grade I feel in love with Pumba from The Lion King. He was so random in the things he said, for example: When Timone and Pumba first met Simba, he had just lost his father, and Timone says "What's wrong you look blue" and Pumba, bless his heart says "I'd say brownish gold" - Man I *heart* that warthog. I'd pop that tape in every morning before school and it would ultimately put me in a good mood.

Then I discovered Sponge Bob Square Pants. I fell head over heels for Mr. Patrick Star. His random comments come from Every angle and he makes me laugh out loud. He's the absolute best and i wish i could kiss his face! "I'm telling on yoooooooouuuuuu"

Most recently i've discoverd a cartoon on http://homestarrunner.com. It is called "Teen Girl Squad". This cartoon makes me almost pee my pants every time I watch it. It's a must see for all of you who have a different sense of humor. There is a character in one of the toons, his name is Tompkins. It's not that I necessarily like Tompkins, but he gets asked "Tompkins, how do you be so short". I love that, I say it all the time, no one thinks it is funny but me, and that is usually how all of my love affairs w/ toons go. They make me LOL while others seem slightly confused. I guess I kind of like it that way :P

Get out of my face BITCHES

I'm holding my pee write now b/c I saw a HUGE, MOFO HUGE roach in our bathroom at my work and I FREAKED OUT! I felt like they were crawling on me. So now I have to pee and i have to go to the other restrooms (farther away and YES i'm lazy) and i just don't wanna do it.

I'm a little on the sleepy side today, but I'm super stoked about watching the new Lost tonight. It should be good. Lots of drama.

I also watched the new Britney and Kevin Show, "Chaotic", last night. I was not expecting much but I must say it was nice to see how crazy she is. She doesn't care, she is funny, goofy and carefree and I can relate. I would go fucking NUTS if people were constantly meddling (sp?) in my business. I'm not a private person per say, but I sure the fuck do not want someone sticking their nose up in my business. I'd be in jail for punching a fucker out for taking my pic on a morning i got up on the wrong side of the bed. So I applaud her for holding her composure in such situations. What we don't realize that with every InTouch, USWeekly, People magazines that we buy, we are promoting the horrid behavior of such paparazzi. I heard Renee Zellweger say on Oprah that that one picture that you see in the magazine isn't that they happened to catch her at that one particular gas station that day, it's that they have been following her around since she left the house. She said she would be afraid to go home because she didn't want them to know where she lived and so she would drive to the local police station and sit in her car and cry. MY GOD that is terrible. So cudos to you all, i would go ballistic!

That is why i am an administrative assistant and not a famous singer! LOL, oh i'm not sure the ladder is much better!

I had forgotten how loud a casino is until I visited the Harrah's Casino in Metropolis (home of Superman), IL this weekend. I now remember leaving Las Vegas and having a very distinct, but faint dinging in my ear for most of the flight home. The funny thing is that at Harrah's they have Bose speakers attached to every machine. So you KNOW when somebody gets a Jackpot Party Bonus (gett itttttt).

I stuck to the nickel slots until they unmercifully whooped my ass and then I moved on to the penny slots. Jack sat at a penny slot machine for nearly 2 hours, battling back and forth between certain doom.

I have quite an impulse to bid the highest amount of lines x's the max amount because and especially if you are on a penny slot machine, you need to go big or you start getting too excited about winning 60 cents. I actually overheard a conversation from a man that was on one of the penny slots and he said "Wow, so I won sixty dollars just like that", I looked, he had just one sixty credits, lets see dumbass you are on a PENNY MACHINE, do the math, oh wait you don't have to, just add a decimal!

The people that come to the Casino, may be different, but the vast majority of them seem the same. OLD, on oxygen (or close to it considering the amount of second hand smoke i inhaled) and seemingly desperate. Desperate to win the money that they have dreamed of, but if they could only step back and realize that they've put in the money that they would like to win, so to all you old people who think you are going to strike it rich @ Harrah's in IL, maybe you should reconsider, maybe invest in stock you have at least a 10% more chance of gaining financially.

Although, I certainly appreciate my Mom for taking me and the Jacksters out for fun and for letting us blow through around 400 dollars. Fun but it is just so damn painful, once it is over, I'm thinking 'Wow I could buy so many groceries with that money'.

Good Day, and happy mundane monday, hope it isn't as shitty as mine!

Sort of maybe a restaurant review/confidence level meter

Over the last five years or so, I've been becoming a lot more independent and confident. I'd rank myself high actually on the confident list. I had an experience today that set me back a bit.

I was visiting a local restaurant in Green Hills, one that I expected to be a sit down, have someone bring you water and your meal restaurant. I entered and it was complete chaos. There were two lines and I wasn't sure which one to be in and neither were the fuckers in front of or behind me and I sure the fuck wasn't gonna go around asking the whole damn place.

So I finally merged to the front and the guy took my order and within 60 seconds he was handing me my food and off I went. I didn't know where to pay, when I should pay. I was oblivious. So I sat down and ate that shit, looking up from my Nashville Scene (Britta's Cover Story) to see whether I was about to be condemned for eating a meal that I had yet to pay for. I sat at a table for four, yet I was the only one and I felt that I was being scolded for taking up a whole table.

Needless to say, I didn't like the experience. It was uncomfortable and so not relaxing. I can tell you from that experience alone that I'm not a "fast-paced" type of person. I like slow, relaxed, take yoga and sip on green tea type of gal.

So, for the restaurant food, EXCELLENT ( had tamato soup and chicken salad pita). Must try, Kalamatas YUMMY! The atmosphere (which it was a local lunch rush) no so much.

Wow

I didn't realize that it had been almost a month and a half since I wrote in my blog. I'm going to do better!

Friday

I start off my work week with a utter dissatisfaction for Mondays. As Wednesday creeps by, my mood seems to lift. And then here we are again at Friday and I'm fucking ecstatic. You would think after 7 years of a nine-five job I would quit getting so damn excited about Fridays, knowing that the weekend flys by in a blink of an eye, only to wake up Monday morning again with complete disbelief that its FUCKING MONDAY... AGAIN!!!!

So I'm going to try to change that, somehow, haven't been able to for the last 7 years, but somehow I'll make Mondays better! Otherwise I'll fucking lose it!

So my Sister, http://brittney.typepad.com, has gotten herself this KICK ASS job at WKRN blogging for them and getting paid for the shit! I LOVE HER ASS! http://nashvilleistalking.com is the website, if you are interested, and you should be!

The sis and I are going to hang out w/ our mom tomorrow, then I'm spending some QT time with the Jacksters.

So All (the two or three of you), enjoy your weekend! I'll be back here on Monday, bright and fucking chipper as ever!