Me, Muhself, and I

Took this idea from Jennifer.

100 things about muhself:

1. I am a virgo.
2. I weighed 8 lbs 2 1/2 oz. at birth.
3. I had a head full of hair at birth.
4. I rarely can find a pair of sunglasses that I like.
5. When I do find them, i lose them within 6 weeks.
6. Mequitos eat me up like watermelon on a hot summer day.
7. I have a slight problem with bugs.
8. My boyfriend would call it and extreme problem with bugs.
9. I HATE it when my hands get raisony after having them submerged in water.
10. I wear a size 9 shoe.
11. I have a sister who is 22 months older than me.
12. I have a sister who is beautiful.
13. I have a sister who is my bestfriend.
14. Vision Cookware and a wooden spoon is not a good combo for me.
15. I come from a family with really large breasts.
16. I do not have really large breasts.
17. I lived in an apartment in Houston, TX and the first thing outside my door was a palm tree.
18. I like beer.
19. I don't take care of my nails.
20. I try to drink 8 glasses of water a day.
21. I'm lazy.
22. I'm selfish.
23. I hate that I'm lazy and selfish.
24. I love my friends unconditionally.
25. I work at a job that I hate.
26. I work w/ people that I love.
27. I drive a 2003 Jetta (piece o' shit)
28. I have a cat.
29. His name is Jake and I would eat him w/ a spoon if he would let me.
30. I had a cat for 13 years that was hit by a car recently.
31. Her name was abby and I miss her dearly.
32. I think about shit way to much.
33. I've had my heart broken.
34. I've went to jail (wish I could see that mug shot)
35. I've drank enough alcohol in my lifetime to fill up a pool.
36. I smoke cigarettes.
37. I used to smoke a pack every other day, now I only smoke 3 a day.
38. I've pulled a fire alarm (see #'s 34 and 35)
39. I've pulled a fire alarm at an apartment complex at 2 in the morning.
40. I've riden a horse.
41. I've played softball and really rocked the house.
42. Sunny days make me feel happy.
43. Windy days make me feel liberated.
44. I *heart* Jack A. Littlejohn.
45. I love to sing.
46. I feel like I will throw up if i sing in front of people.
47. I like to shake my booty when nobody is around.
48. Laying in the bed with Jake and Jack means the world to me.
49. I smile to myself every time I look at the clock and it says 4:20.
50. I *heart* cheese.
51. I have a good work ethic.
52. A dirty house makes me wanna pull my skin off.
53. I need to chill out.
54. I hate that lowfat food is so much more expensive than artery clogging foods.
55. I only have 3 and 1/2 more hours until my Holiday, 3 day weekend.
56. I'm running out of shit to type.
57. I dream almost every night that I am able to run log distances.
58. If you see me in my car, I more than likely have a cell phone attached to my face.
59. If you see me in my car, don't cut me off, or I'll fuck you up.
60. I used to want to tap dance.
61. I love the chipmunks christmas album.
62. I *heart* christmas.
63. I think my friends think I'm a little wierd b/c of the extremes I go to w/ my love for Christmas.
64. I want to own my own business.
65. I want to become a famous photographer.
66. I want to get laser hair removal on my underarms (oh and legs)
67. My friend K is stronger than I knew.
68. My friend AT is beautiful, inside and out.
69. My friend B is a kind soul.
70. My friend Em knows me better than I know myself.
71. I had a turtle.
72. He died.
73. RIP TURTLE.
74. I should be working but instead i'm trying to finish my list of 100 things about muhself.
75. My sister is the or one of the first paid bloggers.
76. I am blessed in so many ways.
77. I *heart* AT's kids.
78. I just found out that we are NOT going to be able to leave early today.
79. That does not suprise me at all.
80. I *heart* the movie "The Game".
81. I have 19 more to go.
82. I want to go on vacation.
83. I want to actually complete my college education.
84. I love to dance.
85. I didn't have any rythem until I was 20.
86. My mom taught me the importance of Good Credit.
87. I *heart* her for that and so many other things.
88. I check myself out in the mirror way to much.
89. I have to do a telemarketing job. That sucks.
90. I stick my tounge out in almost every picture.
91. I love butterflys.
92. Did I mention i'm tired.
93. I don't like the smell of paint.
94. I will not eat ANYTHING past the "sell by" date.
95. I *heart* my sisters boyfriend.
96. I have a lot of nervous habits.
97. I have 3 more to go.
98. I hope I didn't bore you.
99. I hope you have a great memorial day weekend.
100. I like to smell my upper lip.

Thank you. Good night.